how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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crystallizations:

Risk of Uneasiness, Rodrigo Braga, 2004.

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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via hotboyproblems)

My friends take me on fancy dinner dates how sweet <3 :)  (at McDonald’s at 1091 Hill Rd)

My friends take me on fancy dinner dates how sweet <3 :) (at McDonald’s at 1091 Hill Rd)

eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

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Meghan the theater kid: oh my god the first act isn't even over

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

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laughingsquid:

Krispy Kreme UK Creates the Double Hundred Dozen, A Tremendous Box of 2,400 Doughnuts

floozys:

literally in what fucking position are you to judge grown women for wearing a hijab when you’re calling twelve year olds sluts for showing their shoulders

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thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

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whatebur:

America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via nice-wig-janis)

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

loriadorable:

circuitbird:

This is a very important website. Please spread the link.

Hey sex workers!

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